No Thanks

This isn't about anyone in particular, but a collective of passed lovers from when I was younger and dumber.


"Come here young lady. Where are you off to?" "I'm just off to see my friends sir, what about you?" "I was just going for a stroll, do you need some company?" "No thank you, I'm nearly there sir. I don't need you to walk with me." "But you're alone on the street, I think... Continue Reading →


This one freaked me out as I got to the middle, I think I channelled my inner vampire. I also think the reason it gets quite vile is because as an individual I don't like to be touched. Be warned if you're reading this, some might find it upsetting?! I'm ravenous? I want to taste... Continue Reading →

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