Don’t Play!

What is it about these scandalous little dudes? Sending romantic messages like, 'I love you.' I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I am flattered in no way. What scam have you got going? I've no time for silly games! You say you think me pretty, I'll agree with you there. But then you tell... Continue Reading →

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Stalker, creep.

"Excuse me, hi. How do you do? I'd like to say I'm attracted to you. Your inviting smile and sparkling eyes. May I take you for a drink, or maybe a bite?" "How polite you are, well yes you can! It's nice to be accosted by a gentleman. Someone grown up, not pushy or demanding.... Continue Reading →

No Thanks

This isn't about anyone in particular, but a collective of passed lovers from when I was younger and dumber.

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